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50 jokesprinted loud

Trade humourprinted loud

Mechanics, electricians, carpenters, plumbers, truckers and HVAC techs. The jokes only the trade actually gets — on shirts you can wear to the counter.

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Six racks of jokes, sorted by who has to hear them.

Mechanic MechanicDiagnostic fee, labour rate, and the extra charge for watching. Jokes only the shop gets. 9 designs Electrician ElectricianHourly rate humour, shocking puns and the customer who already tried fixing it. 9 designs Carpenter CarpenterMeasure twice, argue once. Sawdust jokes for people with actual splinters. 8 designs Plumber PlumberYes, it is always the same joke. No, it never stops being funny at the counter. 8 designs Trucker TruckerDispatch humour, parking-lot philosophy and coffee at four in the morning. 8 designs HVAC Tech HVAC TechEveryone becomes an expert in July. These are for the people who actually are. 8 designs
Greatest hits

The four jokes every trade has already heard

Every shop, every van, every job site runs the same four bits. We just printed them properly.

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  1. 01The hourly rate bitStandard rate. Rate if you watch. Rate if you helped. Rate if you tried it yourself first.
  2. 02The "I can fix it" bitNot stupid, though. Nobody has ever fixed that.
  3. 03The definition bitNoun. Someone who owns far too many tools and still cannot find the right one.
  4. 04The customer bitIt was doing it yesterday. It is not doing it now. It will do it again the second you leave.

Fresh Material

The newest jokes added to the shop.

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Questions, Answered

Everything you need before you order.

How long will my order take?

Every item is printed to order, so allow 3–5 business days for production. US delivery then takes 7–15 business days; international orders take 10–30 business days.

Which styles and sizes can I choose?

Most designs come as a classic unisex tee, ladies tee, V-neck, long-sleeve or hoodie, in sizes XS upward. Measurements live on the Size Guide.

What is the fabric like?

Classic tees are ring-spun cotton; heather colours and hoodies blend in polyester for softness and warmth. Prints bond into the fabric — no vinyl layer to peel.

What if it does not fit or arrives faulty?

You have 30 days from delivery to request a return or exchange. If an item arrives damaged or wrong, we cover return shipping and replace it free. See the Refund & Returns Policy.

Do you ship outside the United States?

Yes — worldwide. Rates are calculated at checkout, starting at $9.99 for Canada, the UK and Europe. Customs duties remain the responsibility of the recipient.

Can I order for a whole crew?

We quote bulk orders from ten units up. Email the design, sizes and quantity from the Contact page and we will come back with pricing.